That, of not being invited to the Royal Wedding, Fergie blubbed the following on Oprah: "I was not invited. I chose to go and be in Thailand in a place called Camelia... the jungle embraced me"... Feel free to subject yourself to more self-flagellation here... That Oprah Winfrey, once her chat show is wrapped up, plans to star in a Broadway play: ""I have a stack of plays in my bag right now that I am reading. And just this past weekend, I was in New York meeting with producers. We were just talking about what would be the best route to take. But yes, this is really going to happen... Life is too short. I think that an ensemble production is the way I should go"... That, of not being nominted for a Tony Award, Daniel Radcliffe said he is "not an actor for the honours"... Just as well... That Charlie Sheen is to appear in the final series of Entourage... That Will Ferrell's family don't need to worry about him becoming an alcoholic 'cause he's "a happy drunk"... That Johnny Depp is recording songs with Steven Tyler... That Johnny Depp made Penelope Cruz dress like poo... That Jennifer Lawrence said: "I'd rather look a little chubby on camera and look like a person in real life, than to look great on-screen and look like a scarecrow in real life. I like food. I don't really diet or anything. I'm miserable when I'm dieting and I like the way I look. I'm really sick of all these actresses looking like birds"... Incidentally, Lawrence stars in the new X-Men film with January Jones... That Lady GaGa fingered the Wall Street crowd she performed for on Monday night... The New York Post reports: "Oops, I broke a nail,' cooed the diva while performing for 4,100 moneyed guests at the Robin Hood Foundation's annual gala where top bankers paid up to $250,000 for tables. Gaga then showed the room evidence of her mangled manicure by appearing to playfully flip the bird with her middle finger, a witness told us. Despite the decimated digit, Gaga went on to perform for an hour in front of heavy hitters from Goldman Sachs, BlackRock, JP Morgan, Guggenheim Partners, McKinsey & Co. and GE after entering the gala in a glowing egg"... Everyone has their price...

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