That Penelope Cruz, in quite possibly one of the rankest outfits going, and Johnny Depp attended the London premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides last night. So did Chipmunk, Jessica 'I'm EVERYWHERE' Lowndes, The Ear, Una Saturdays, eh, Kerry Katona and that bloke of DOI, and - keeping with the tenuous nautical theme, someone called Laura Haddock... That Leonardo DiCaprio getting over Bar Refaeli by straddling Ashley Greene... That Germany's Lena and our Jedward are currently neck and neck to win this year's Eurovision, according to Google's Eurovision Song Contest predictor - which is based on Google search data... Said predictor has got it right the last two years running... The UK's entry, that being Blue, don't feature in the top ten... That, again, I'll be tweeting from the Eurovision on Saturday night, cause I had so much fun last night... That Taggart has finally been axed... The show had good innings considering the guy who played the titular character died in 1994... That Katie Price has been given ANOTHER show on SKY Living... This one apparently will rival The Apprentice... The series, which is currently called Discovered by Katie Price, will follow Price as she sets up her new modelling agency Black Sheep Management. The show will see Price travel across the country looking for a new star to sign". Typically original, so...  That Brian Dowling is going to present Channel 5's re-animating of Big Brother...That Mike Myers is set to become a first time father at 47... That Matthew Perry is heading into rehab again: "The Friends star issued a statement to TMZ saying, 'I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.' We're told Perry has not suffered any sort of relapse - but has planned the trip as a proactive measure"...

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