That Jamie Lynn has split from her impregnator - Casey Aldrige... That he announced "Me and Jamie are over :(" on his myspace page... That other sites are saying they're getting married... That OK! Magazine has agreed to pay $1 million for a photo shoot when the baby is born... That explains a lot... That Jessica Alba has refused to strip off and bare her baby bump on magazine covers... That Cher is reportedly growing increasingly concerned after her daughter's weight ballooned to more than 23st... That source said 38-year-old Chastity weighs "the same as the average female grizzly bear"... That Avril Lavigne performed two songs at a gig in Canada before leaving to watch the Spice Girls... That Michael Jackson has been photographed Christmas shopping with what appears to be "strips of sticky paper" or "post-it notes" stuck around his mouth... That said pictures are plastered all over today's papers... That I just made a funny... That Katie Cruise said: "Tom is a great father and husband and Connor and Bella are incredible, really smart and kind. They call me 'mom'"... That she might as well wee on them in front of Nicole Kidman