So here's the reason as to why Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo aren't hooshing each other up the aisle… she doesn't like being "pigeonholed". To clairfy, that's being "typecast", not some form of sexual deviancy - in case you were wondering.
During an interview with The People, she said: "I didn't want to start dating Ronaldo because I've got no intention of ending up becoming some kind of footballer's wife. People were saying we were the new Posh and Becks - in fact that's what people said I was going around saying - but it's not true. Posh and Becks are a beautiful and amazing couple but I would not want to be just a footballer's wife... Posh has managed to do so much more than just be classed as Becks's woman. But some girls just become known for being a footballer's girl. I wouldn't ever want to be pigeonholed like that."
Nah, you couldn't be having that - you've such a glowing career in posing on carpets AND beside things, and sure you've already been pigeonholed by Rick Salomon, 'n everything.