It's hard to keep up, I know, so here's a handy run down of his covert dalliances to date, courtesy of many, many sources (mostly The Mirror). To make things easier, they're in order of emergence.
1: Rachel Uchitel. 34-years-old. New York party planner/girl/hostess. Affair spanned from May to November of this year. Was going to spill all, she even went so far as to hire a top Hollywood type lawyer, but decided to halt her press conference - when she was reportedly awarded hush money in the region of 2 million dollars.
2: Jamiee Grubbs. 24-years-old. A cocktail waitress. Affair spanned from April to November of this year. The first to officially tell all/release his texts and voicemails. Has since been signed up to appear in Playboy.
3: Kalika Moquin. 27-years-old. Club promoter/hostess. Looks about as classy as Jamiee Grubbs.
4: Jamie Jungers. 26-years-old. Model. Jungers enjoyed a lengthy dalliance with Tiger - their affair spanned from July 2005 - January 2007. Looks rather like Tiger's wife, Elin. Apparently her ex-finance asked her to get Tiger's autograph for him... The rest, as they say, is history. Said ex-finance said: "Tiger is a great competitor on the golf course but away from it he is a horrible person. I am not a fan of his any more."
5: Mindy Lawton. 34-years-old. Diner manager/waitress. Their affair lasted a year, between May 2006 - May 2007. Mindy has been quoted as saying: "Tiger just used me as his sex toy. I thought I meant something to him but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man." Mindy let herself be Tiger's "sex toy" for a year, between May 2006 - May 2007. They were caught having sex in a park but "Woods's management reportedly persuaded the tabloid to withhold the story in return for a cover shoot with its sister magazine, Men's Fitness."
6: Cori Rist. 31-years-old. Another Elin look-a-like, she'll be happy to hear. Unemployed. They met in a club in Manhattan. Their fling spanned a year to date. A source talking to the New York Daily News said: "I remember she was quite attractive. Tiger would typically get a large suite at a hotel and someone would book Cori an adjacent room, so she wouldn’t be seen coming into his room. The trouble is, he never wanted to leave. After about six months of this, she started to get tired of being cooped up. She felt like a bird in a gilded cage."
Oh, what's this? There's now a seventh birdie in the hole. Apologies. You can only read so many innuendo-laden headlines without it rubbing off on you... ARGH!
7: Holly Sampson (pictured). PORNSTAR. According to The Sun: "The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is the star of such films as OMG, Stop Tickling Me and Flying Solo 2."
The only thing that could save Tiger now is a serious stint on Oprah's couch, asking sweet Jesus himself for forgiveness. Apparently it's in the works.
UPDATE: Apparently another two birds, both cocktail waitresses (seriously), have said they've bedded Tiger, bringing the total up to nine.