As Twitter celebrates its ninth birthday today, there's very few people without a Twitter account.
Sure doesn't even the Pope himself have one? Before you ask, no - he's not on this list. To mark the occasion, we've come up with seven accounts that you should definitely be following to make your Twitter experience all the better.
9. DAVID O'DOHERTY (@phlaimeaux)
He's easily one of the funniest comedians working today and he also happens to be Irish and tall. So, y'know, that's three reasons right there.
Sunderland's new Dutch manager Dick Advocaat would definitely be voting yes in the forthcoming Irish marriage equality referendum
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) March 17, 2015
This my new favourite term of abuse pic.twitter.com/69HrDuCdcy
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) February 28, 2015
8. FACES IN THINGS (@facespics)
Do you see faces in everyday objects? Do you share them on Twitter? Then you're stealing Faces in Things' idea. Thief.
Why do I relate to these clouds pic.twitter.com/4poWiy1wVK
— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) February 2, 2015
Reincarnation gone wrong. pic.twitter.com/GZ2nnHEvbR
— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) January 22, 2015
7. MEDIEVAL REACTIONS (@medievalreacts)
Who knew that the work of Caravaggio and the like could also be used to accurately display the process of sneaking a clearly drunk mate into a club?
When your mates are too smashed for the club and you're trying to negotiate with the bouncers like pic.twitter.com/EQf4mI2U1M
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) March 16, 2015
When the DJ plays an absolute banger pic.twitter.com/tvbCfZwa5Y
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) March 17, 2015
6. WATERFORD WHISPERS NEWS (@WhispersNewsLTD)
The highest compliment we can receive as an entertainment news site is when people mistake our headlines for WWN headlines.
#OnThisDay in 2004 Boyzone were convicted for crimes against music. They were executed the following day.
— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) March 18, 2015
Taoiseach Locks Himself In Room And Won’t Come Out Until Nation Stops Laughing At Him https://t.co/CLhwHm746q #ireland pic.twitter.com/jCMVREwabz
— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) March 18, 2015
5. SIMPSONS QUOTE OF THE DAY (@SimpsonQOTD)
Remember that episode of the Simpsons that you loved? Remember that obscure joke from it that always made you laugh? The law of averages says you're going to be reminded of it by following these guys.
"In America, first you get the sugar...then you get the power...then you get the women." pic.twitter.com/F4PxW5DZLp
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) February 27, 2015
*What do you mean, the bank is out of money?!* *Insolvent?!* *You only have enough cash for the next 3 customers?!* pic.twitter.com/xd5DAApIUo
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) February 7, 2015
4. GUY IN YOUR MFA (@guyinyourmfa)
Do you know someone who's an uber-hipster? To the point they're a dickhead? That's Guy In Your MFA. Observe.
Thanks. The shoes were my grandfather's. I got the leather jacket at goodwill and I'm pretty sure it was Hunter S Thompson's
— Guy In Your MFA (@GuyInYourMFA) February 22, 2015
Sometimes I abandon a full Moleskine in a coffeeshop. I intend to have a tortured romance with the beautiful woman who returns it to me.
— Guy In Your MFA (@GuyInYourMFA) January 18, 2015
3. RUBBERBANDITS (@rubberbandits)
Arguably Limerick's greatest export since Richard Harris and Vincent Browne, the Rubberbandits can be deeply intelligent and prescient in their tweets. And then there's this:
Dublin lesson. If you bring up Mussolini in lift full of Italians you get the opposite of your hole
— Rubber Bandits (@Rubberbandits) March 14, 2015
Mars originally had lizards,they wrecked the gaff,moved here,started humanity, live underground & tell us through symbols in Beyoncé videos
— Rubber Bandits (@Rubberbandits) March 7, 2015
2. AMY HUBERMAN (@amyhuberman)
As well as being a talented, hilarious actor, she's also married to B'OD. And, y'know, she's lovely. Just lovely.
Hate it when ur best friend Amy Poehler comes 2 town but she doesn't know ur best friends so u don't get to meet up for wine & pillow fights
— Amy Huberman (@amyhuberman) March 9, 2015
When you walk out of a shop with a little 'gift to self' and your husband is staring at you judgementally pic.twitter.com/Ob7DjjloWq
— Amy Huberman (@amyhuberman) November 7, 2014
1. ENTERTAINMENT.IE (@entertainmentIE)
Well, d'uh. Obviously.
When the apocalypse happens, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum will be chosen to repopulate the earth #Oscars2015 pic.twitter.com/F0iYLV8LXr
— entertainment.ie (@entertainmentIE) February 23, 2015
This image of Jamie Dornan can impregnate women from a range of 50 metres. #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/5mPHafwg5C
— entertainment.ie (@entertainmentIE) January 11, 2015