Curtis "I Have About as Much Talent as Chris Crocker" Jackson had thought the whole Chris Brown beating Rihanna up incident was a bit of a hoot, until he saw TMZ's "legally obtained" police file photo. Fiddy found it so hilarious that he even had a video on his website "featuring Brown and Rihanna as characters from the video game Street Fighter." Oh, Fiddy *chortles, slaps thigh*:
"After I saw the photograph, that wasn't funny anymore (cause, again, it was a F*CKING LAUGH RIOT to begin with). I didn't have any information on it (all the more reason to shut it, muppet). You're just going on what the public actually had. It shifts the whole thing. Even if you're saying you're in a dysfunctional relationship, I understand that. There's a point when you're already past a woman fighting you back. You look at [the picture], and it's obviously past that point (at this point, I'm speechless with disbelief). There's some issues there that definitely gotta be addressed. Not to take any shots at Chris or Rihanna or take sides in any way, but it's really not cool. It's not funny anymore, so there will definitely be no more reference to that from me in any way."
There're plenty of applicable names springing to mind right now, but the only printable one is 'ignoramous'. And 'neanderthalic'. Both terms are frightening considering my nephew listens to him.