"Here comes the bride," goes the famous line from that classic about nuptials. Although, if it had been written by any tabloid hacks at this year's Royal Wedding (we gave it its own page and everything), it may have gone slightly sideways, like a pervy wandering eye, to something more like "Here comes the bride. Never mind the bride. I'm staring at the Bridesmaid's arse."
I doubt Wills and Kate believed it, and considering Kate hostaged herself to apparently just eating jellies so she could be slim for the biggest Wedding of the year. Little did she know - on the day she got on Royal bus to become a bona-fide Princess - that she would be upstaged by her sister's arse. Is it me or did I just miss all the fuss? Okay, it's an arse. I'm sure it bellows with the best of them, butt why it has commanded the column inches so far is beyond me.
Kate Moss danced up a line - apologies - aisle, back in July and her comparatively low-key affair still saw her hijack an entire village.
Robotic money making machine Kim Kardashian made headlines (surprise?) after her marriage to NBA star Kris Humphries lasted only 72 days, less time than it took her to say, "Of course I will agree to a two-part TV special on the wedding, reap the millions and then subsequently file for divorce." Although, considering the vast number of complicated syllables in that one statement reportedly she herself just went with, "I do."
Sinead O'Connor welcomed husband number 4 into the fold; Lily Allen had a busy year what with birthing a baby girl and getting hitched;
Finally, not so much a marriage but one made in hell, well TV Hell. Satan himself would not have conjured this combination. Alex (I'm only doin' er cos she looks a bit like Katie, innit) Reid and Chantelle (I'm only doin' 'im cos I look a bit like Katie innit) Houghton simultaneously caused knuckles to be bitten to bare bone and sofas across Ireland to be vaulted behind when Reidy decided to pop the big question on The Saturday Night Show with Brendan O Connor. Feel free to watch this world changing event in television unfold again and remind yourself why sometimes when watching RTE a small branch or cushion is an essential biting down accessory.