Someone discovered that Rihanna can't wink and now the internet is delighted
Look, Rihanna is great. She has kick ass catchy songs, knows how to have the craic, and is gorgeous. But even a superstar can’t do everything.
Today the legend that is Rihanna turns 31. We look back on the ‘Rihanna can’t wink’ thread from a couple of years back to mark the occasion.
It reminds us that the popstar is only human after all. Plus it's frickin hilarious.
🚨 Rihanna can't wink: A mini thread 🚨
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
No that's two eyes Robyn pic.twitter.com/nIDRMLK4J6
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
It started with such hope but nope, that's a blink pic.twitter.com/GzwwcjyaPz
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
This looks like a wink but on closer inspection... nope, blink pic.twitter.com/pOwy2hxl48
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
You see Rihanna's method is to close both eyes and then open one before the other which... well that's not winking pic.twitter.com/M0MIyWjoLm
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
She goes in with her left eye BUT THAT GODDAMN RIGHT ONE can't let it go and live. pic.twitter.com/E3XIdcMxTH
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
RIHANNA STOP FUCKING BLINKING pic.twitter.com/sVGHcoOluX
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
It's like she just gave up here pic.twitter.com/Vbmcx3HyqM
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
This is better but see that other eye noT LETTING THE OTHER ONE BE FREE pic.twitter.com/5rhk5TjdjZ
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
Y'all think she winking but she's goddamn blinking fgs rih pic.twitter.com/dxWevnJOHa
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
So yeah, she's a queen in life but Robyn Rihanna Fenty can't wink. Who knew?
FIN.
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016