So the reason is clear why Robbie Williams will only be playing one concert and broadcasting it to the world via cinema screens, he’s scared he might get a little tired. Mr Williams has said that "I cannot imagine touring in the near future. I've smashed my head against a wall too many times. I know it's harder than I am." What the wall? But Robbie, how do you expect to win back all those fans that you lost once you left Take That, cancelled some remaining gigs on you 06 tour and began shouting UFOs exist? Oh, by allowing them watch it on a giant screen.... Way to make them feel special.

- Alicia Coyle