Is there nothing that she can't do?
At this stage, the social distancing, quarantining and self-isolating restrictions are getting to all of us.
Yet while most of us are content to simply get through the day as best we can and collapse exhausted onto the sofa at night, some superhuman pop stars are putting us all to shame.
Britney Spears has been really working on her sprint times by the sounds of it, as she took to Instagram to share her latest workout with fans yesterday.
Somewhat remarkably, the 'Toxic' singer seems to have honed some incredible athletic skills during the lockdown.
Spears claimed to have run 100 metres in a time of 00:05:97, which is fairly astonishing considering that Usain Bolt holds the record for the same distance - at a time of 9.58 seconds.
"Ran my first 5 !!!!," she wrote. "Getting over your fear of pushing it in the beginning is key …. once I did that I hit 5 !!!!! Usually I run 6 or 7 …. my first try was 9 …. and now I did it whoop !!!!! 100 meter dash."
Britney Spears becomes the fastest woman to complete a 100 yard dash in a record-setting time of 5.97 seconds. pic.twitter.com/tTxR4eV2lA
— Britney Fan 🌹 (@BritneyHiatus) March 25, 2020
Either Britney is horribly confused, or her attempt at showing off has backfired dramatically. She later deleted the picture and claimed that she was joking, adding "but you better believe I’m coming for the world record!"
In any case, the memes are already rolling in thick and fast...
Tomorrow night can we all applaud Britney Spears for breaking the 100m record?
— Billie (@Billie_T) March 26, 2020
if britney spears says she broke the 100m World Record, then she broke the 100m World Record. with everything else crazy going on right now this is the truth you choose not to believe? ok sexist
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) March 26, 2020
👏 A massive congratulations to *checks notes* Britney Spears who appears to have broken the 100m world record by some margin. pic.twitter.com/mPDHc64vOY
— Sporting Life Racing (@SportingLife) March 26, 2020
Footage: Britney Spears running faster than Usain Bolt https://t.co/0PEJr3Px7E
— michael vincent (@mvddm) March 27, 2020