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Judging from the reviews stateside, Timber Falls should have been a straight-to-DVD affair and, from there, straight to the bargain bin. A couple take a hike into the mountains for a weekend campout. Pointed in the direction of Timber Falls, an area with majestic scenery, Mike (Randall) and Sheryl (Brown) make camp and enjoy their holiday. However, they stumble across a group of rednecks who abduct Sheryl and, in his quest to find her, Mike comes across a family of bible bashers who need his seed to procreate an offspring. Weird, huh?