"Someone call the Doughnut Doctor!" In case you weren't aware, Candy Crush has been bought by Activision Blizzard (for just shy of $6BILLION), and among the wizardry the company plans for the game is to bring a movie to the big screen.
Spurred by this news, Stephen Colbert enlisted the acting prowess of Liam Neeson to play his father in his dramatic interpretation of the storyline - which involves being impaled on a candy can, disappearing lemon drops, and "clearing all the jellies, just as you taught me, father."
It is a thing of both beauty and wonder, and one can only hope whoever directs the big screen adaptation is influenced hugely by this masterpiece.