Jean-Claude Van Damme is still going strong with the schlocky kung-fu films at 54 years of age.
This, however, might be his greatest work yet. JCVD wakes up in a bath-tub in Manila with his kidney taken. Yes.
And he spends the rest of the film trying to get it back. Wow. Amazing.
It gets better, though. As you'll see from the trailer below, we're almost certain the film was made on the budget usually reserved for a Fair City special, together with some hilarious dialogue.
He's a long way from Double Team with Dennis Rodman and Mickey Rourke, isn't he? Wait, maybe...