Titanic is to be re-mastered and re-released in April 2012 to mark the 100th anniversary of the disaster.
"There's a whole generation that's never seen Titanic as it was meant to be seen, on the big screen," director James Cameron spewed. "And this will be Titanic as you've never seen it before, digitally re-mastered at 4K and painstakingly converted to 3D. With the emotional power intact and the images more powerful than ever, this will be an epic experience for fans and newcomers alike."
Don't bulls**t a bullsh**ter, James. C'mon... 3D? Reeeeeally....