The only mini-trailer we will tolerate is a mini-trailer for 'John Wick: Chapter 3'

Normally, we'd ignore them. But not this time.

Mini-trailers have become something of a bane in the existence of journalists and movie fans alike, primarily because you just wonder why they don't simply RELEASE THE TRAILER instead of, y'know, making people wait a day or two?

A trailer for a trailer for a movie sounds ridiculous, but the thinking's got to be that it generates hype. After all, media outlets are hungry for content above all else and it's just seems like... overkill? Who knows.

Anyway, the point is that we normally have a policy that we flat-out ignore mini-trailers and wait for the real deal to drop. In this instance, however, we are breaking our policy because it's 'John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum'.

For one, it's Keanu Reeves. Two, it's John Wick. Three, there's a motorbike gang who use samurai swords. Do you need a fourth reason? Absolutely not.

Thankfully, the full trailer lands online on Thursday and we will be all over that like a rash. For now, here's the mini-trailer.