'How can we improve on The Hangover 2 which, let's face it, went down like a lead balloon?' said the imaginary movie mogul in my head. 'I've got it!' replied his right hand man, 'Let's give Britain's sweetheart whose speech we cannot understand a cameo in The Hangover 3. Cheryl Cole. Just you wait and see, we'll be laughing all the way to the Oscars with this stroke of pure GENIUS.'
Sadly, this is no joke. Long gone is the original The Hangover - a surprise hit which has since found its way onto almost every 'Funniest Film' list since its release. Desperate times call for desperate measures though, right?
While speaking to FHM, Zach Galifianakis who's currently appearing in The Campaign said: "I have heard the rumours about her making a cameo and there seems to be something to them. But I don't know if anything's signed yet."
Making her acting debut on St Trinian's before popping up in a brief cameo in What to Expect When You're Expecting (blink and you'd miss her) who knows what's next for the leopard print onesie wearing Chezza; a leading role opposite Al Pacino? A Bond girl? What if she became Scorsese's or Tarantino's muse? I'll leave that with you...