Ever wondered what a half wolf half albino assassin would look like? Well, we reckon it goes a bit like this. Not the prettiest of beings, is it. Channing Tatum has ditched his usual puddle-inducing good looks that had spoiled us in the likes of Magic Mike (The solo dance, holy CRAP, the solo dance) to get down to business in The Wachowskis forthcoming film Jupiter Ascending.
Also starring Mila Kunis, we reckon her beau Ashton Kutcher's fairly confident that she won't fall victim to a case of the wandering eye on this particular film set. While we know Mr Tatum's down there somewhere, the bright blonde goatee, brows and lashes, not to mention the pointy ears, fail to make us blush.
Then again, those of you with a penchant for leather and harnesses and knee-pads may still consider having him Channing all over your Tatum? If that sounds crude, well it probably is. Check out this hilarious video from Tatum and Jamie Foxx and all will make sense.
Tatum here plays Caine, a character who he's said to have described most aptly as 'a splice', which is a being that is 'essentially built in a test tube. I’m a hybrid wolf and human. And half albino, so I’m a little defective.'
Just a little.
As for the movie's official blurb via IMDB:
In a universe where humans are near the bottom of the evolutionary ladder, a young destitute human woman is targeted for assassination by the Queen of the Universe because her very existence threatens to end the Queen's reign.
Expect this one to hit cinemas on July 24th 2014.
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