If there was ever a bit of movie memorabilia worth knicking, it'd probably be the variety of sex toys (75,000 dollars worth to be exact) used in Michael Bay's new movie, Pain & Gain, starring The Rock and Mark Wahlberg. Wonder how much items of that ilk would go for on eBay?

Would you bid? For charity, like. Maybe?

Michael Bay revealed the news when speaking to Daily Beast. He said the toys were due to be returned to the shop for a partial refund. WHAT? Partial? So they were only a bit used? So Michael Bay's THAT stingy that he wouldn't just splash out on some kinky shit to claim as their own movie artefacts? Sure the shop would hardly sell them on.

"We bought $75,000 worth of sex toys to stock the sex-toy warehouse," he said. "I could have filmed the crew coming in that day because they'd stop and see these things - anatomically correct vajayjays and this butt - everyone would touch the butt because it felt real - and it was hysterical."

He continued: "We were going to return all the sex toys to get three quarters of our money back, but they started disappearing. We were like, 'Who is taking the sex toys?'"