Cert: 16+
Paltform: X360
Genre: Action RPG
I went to Too Human because I had it sitting in my "I'll get to that later" pile... I probably should have left it there.
I am going to save you an awful lot of time here - avoid this one, it is a catastrophe. It's admittedly a compelling storyline (a mix of Norse mythology and science fiction) but it is brutally let down by a distinct lack of decent gameplay. The creators are so worried about telling their tale that they sacrifice any sort of challenge to the game; you actually can't lose. A monkey slapping the controller between scratching his ass and eating bananas will eventually complete this game, it's just a case of having patience.
Playing this game is near torture, you will die a lot... a hell of a lot, but don't fret because you re-spawn right where you left off and can continue blowing the snot out of whoever.
I played through determined to unravel the cryptic storyline only to be left with an Eastenders style cliffhanger... I won't be rushing out for the sequel.
Rent or Buy: Avoid
Graphics: 4/5
Game Play: 1/5
Replay Value: 1/5
Overall: 2/5
Review by: Eamonn Cleary