Poor little Ireland. Trouble has beset our misfortunate country in many guises over the years... Vikings, famine, colonisation, religious oppression, a litany of sporting defeats and now a stream of manufactured bands “showcasing” Irish talent. Our collective indignity haunts us, ruling our thoughts and deeds. How would it be to mend these wounds in a gentle healing ceremony with your fellow citizens? Embrace a new way of hiberno-living. Like the National Car Test, only for your soul. Attendance is compulsory on a voluntary basis. Wear comfortable clothing.