Chalk this one up to the internet being magnificent. It's easy to forget that with all the plethora of sites out there in the web that some if not all of them need moderating in some shape or form, and it's sometimes an actual persons job to sit and weed out the offensive/nonsensical stuff. Well one particular souls job is to moderate jokes on a kids jokes website, and instead of deleting the things he/she can't post, they've decided to share them with the world. And thank God, because some of these are comedy gold.
Bad Kids Jokes features such oddball zingers as 'What is brown? BREAD' and 'why did the cow cross the road? BECAUSE HE WANTED SOME CHIPS FOR £200!!!', which admittedly make zero sense, but are bizarrely rib tickling. Then there's the actual zingers such as 'YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE HELLO KITTY SAY GOOD BYE' and the classic 'Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car A.get in the car'. I won't spoil the rest, but be prepared to say goodbye to your afternoon.
