A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and once a Jackson always a Jackson, but it seems one Jacko has had enough of all the wacko. Jermaine Jackson has applied to the US court to legally change his name, which is quite an official process so we're told, usually reserved for weddings and divorces and the like. Jermaine's reason for the change? "Artistic reasons", which means we can probably expect a new album soon (shudder). And the name change itself? The once proud Jackson 5 member is to become Jermaine Jacksun.

Yes, like the shiny orb in the sky. Looks like this time you can't blame it on the boogie. And you'll always be wacko to us Jermaine.