Just in case you thought each and every contestant in a beauty pageant was a vapid idiot with barely any education or a hold on the english language, Miss California came along last night to allow you to stand corrected. You go Glen Coco Crystal Lee, you just answered a question on international politics in a shorter time and better than your own president.

Unfortunately Lee did not go on to win Miss America, with Miss New York Nina Davuluri taking the title (although Lee was 1st runner-up, so you can be happy about that).