When you gotta have wine, you just gotta have wine, no?
Police in Ocala, Florida are on the look out for a pantless wine thief that made off with two boxes of wine from a grocery store over the weekend. And that's pantless as in Donald Duck-ing it, and boxes as in the wine that comes in the 4 litre variety, not two crates. She is not that classy. Clearly.
Via KXAN