Apparently having golf and football individually wasn't enough for the sporting world and they decided to whack the two together and come up with footee, a deranged combination of the two where you feel like a shrunken person in a giant golf course world with oversized balls. The rules are similar to golf (and we're not yet sure if the outfits are going to be some weird blend of the two because what in the name of Moses would that look like) with the game played over 12 holes, and the first Irish course is set to open in Firhouse next month. It looks interesting to say the least. It's definitely more entertaining to watch than golf anyway, which is clearly some form of torture invented by the Scots because they're bitter about their weather or something.
