To be honest, we still had to Google the tarsier after watching ze frank's True Facts About The Tarsier. That is one weird looking creature. Like a weird bat-monkey-koala-crossbreed thing. Plus it's name is ridiculously posh for such a ugly thing. Say it with me now, Tar-zee-ay. Ah bonjour monsieur Tarsier, 'ow iz your day?

The latest in the now adored 'True Facts About' series features some entirely plausible if completely creepy facts about the tiny primate. It's those freaky eyes, they're just so unsettling. It's like they have x-ray vision into your soul.