Slow clap for eternity for whoever gave this the go ahead.
We going to assume that this was a mistake, but we like to think it was an 'accidentally-on-purpose' wake-up call to everyone who actually believes that horoscopes aren't a steaming pile of BS.
You can check it out for yourself right here.
As you can imagine, Twitter was very impressed/vocal about the whole thing.
Best #horoscope I've ever read. Certainly the most accurate. pic.twitter.com/5qt8AsAM1C
— Ciaran Reinhardt (@nerdarama) October 1, 2014
Not sure what to make of my horoscope for Capricorn in Metro Herald this morning. It's a bit cryptic. pic.twitter.com/H9qTLDACeX
— Kevin Burns (@KevinBurns147) October 1, 2014
Happy October everyone. Did anyone check their horoscope in the Metro Herald this morning? lulz pic.twitter.com/apt1Fx6iWe
— Ken Stanley (@Ken_Stanley) October 1, 2014