This Guinea Pig is more accomplished than you are.
Well how many Guinness World Records do you have? Because Truffles the Guinea Pig just won his second, increasing his first record long-jump by 18cm. Truffles set the new world record at the end of last month, after over 25 challengers smashed his previous record of 30 cm. So now he can leap up to 48cm, well over a foot and a half.
The carrot on the end of this particular stick isn't glory though, but kale, that thin bitter cabbage like leaf that is the latest celebrity endorsed diet aid. Clearly it has amazing properties, what with turning rodents into record holders.
Story by David O'Shaughnessy | 12:48 | Monday 12th November 2012 | WTF