Maybe you're tender because you're a little hungover from last night? Or maybe you're not at all because it's January and you're completely broke and trying a detox, but still delicate because you stayed in last night and watched the Late Late Show for the first time in an age and realised how dire Friday nights in are and that this could be the next three weekends in a row. Just you and Ryan. It's enough to make anyone upset.

Anyway, here's three french bulldog pups having a grand 'aul time to make you feel better. Congratulations, you now want nothing but a dog.  (If you're lucky enough to already have one of these, enjoy your smug doggy joy while it lasts, there'll be poop for you to clean up imminently.)