When you ask most American kids 'What Are You Thankful For?', you'd usually get the response of 'My family' or ' My friends', or even 'my XBox' (because let's be real here about what's important to kids these days).

8-year-old Isabella Jerhigan was featured in her local paper in the 'Happy Thanksgiving' section along with other kids her age (who seemed to concentrate on 'God' as the thing they were thankful for, which seems a little suspect to us but whatever), but stood out because of her genius if very morbid answer.

All hail the new dark lord of the Earth. We're just really thankful that the editor of this paper decided to run Isabella and her quote, because it may just be the best Thanksgiving related thing we've ever seen.

Via Imgur