Usually a slap in the face is something that people avoid but now people in San Francisco are paying for it in the traditional Thai 'art' of face slapping. A form of massage that has apparently opened it's first outlet in the US, the benefits are said to be slight lifting and and more radiance, i.e. your face is bruised and red from being beaten. And the worst part? People are paying THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS for it. If ever there was a time for 'Ah Hayor, Leave It Ouh', it's now. Just come over here lads, there are plenty of people willing to throw out a few slaps for a lot less than that.