We stumbled across a video this morning of an Australian One Direction fan articulating just exactly what it's like to be a hardcore fan of the boyband - a 'Directioner', she calls it. The unnamed narrator describes in the video (in intimate detail) what it's like to be in love with "five boys you've never met".

Our favourite part of the video is when we're informed that "being a directioner is not an obsession", before going on to describe it as an obsession. Check out the incredibly cringey video below. Top marks if you're able to make it all the way through!