We want to feel sorry for this guy, we really do, but if you're this stupid you deserve everything that's coming to you.
A 24-year-old Hungarian born man from Bolton decided that the only solution for his tiny penis, which he lamenting over with a friend, was to inject it with Vaseline. As you do.
Szilveszter and his penis obviously didn't exactly have the best reaction to this, and while it did get bigger, it also ended up "bleeding and disfigured with hard, painful lumps".
Featured on the TV show Extreme Beauty Disasters, Szilveszter ended up unable to have sex and had to go to the show's plastic surgeon Dr. Vijh, who said the penis was 15 times more swollen than an ordinary penis and that he would have to, brace yourselves, "skin his whole penis like a banana" before he would "roll it back up and stitch it closed".
Dr. Vijh successfully carried out the surgery and Szilveszter's penis returned to normal. We however are never going to look at bananas or Vaseline the same again.
