Man gets Romney tattoo on head, remains an imbecile

To be fair, if you're stupid enough to auction off space on your own head to the highest bidder, you deserve a stupid ass tattoo there. Michigan man Eric Hartsburg, who's a professional wrestler when he isn't making dumb decisions in exchange for cash, auctioned a 5 x 2 inch space on his head for $5,000 on eBay. His reasoning? "You only live once, and I was born with a forehead, so why not?" Apart from the fact we can think of around a hundred reasons why not, what a statement to live by. "I was born with a forehead, so why not?" We'll move on before we catch idiot from thinking about it too much. He's also auctioning off all the rest of his bodily real estate, which he announced in the following tweet. He's a gentleman and a scholar no?

Story by David O'Shaughnessy | 14:50 | Friday 26th October 2012 | WTF

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