Germany gear up for Euro 2012 with naked girl mascot.
Sweet mother of divine Jaysis would you get a load of these pics!
We're all rearing to go in the Emerald Isle for Euro 2012; everyone by now knows where they will be on Sunday as we take on those Croatians, on Thursday as we go head to head with Spain and of course the following Monday where we'll give Italy a serious ass-whooping (positive thinking and all that). Houses nationwide will be bedecked in tri-coloured bunting and it'll be scarce a person to be found NOT wearing an Ireland jersey.
What you WON'T find though, unless Georgia Salpa takes one for the team (excuse the pun) is someone wearing this. No prizes for guessing that this model hails from Deutschland. Not that you'd know from that tiny patch of material covering her lady bits that *squints* has all three colours of the German flag. I'd like to call what she's wearing an ensemble but, look a little closer, yes that's almost definitely a string of toothfloss holding Micaela Schaefer's excuse for a pair of knickers together.
Loving the bra too, made up of two footballs. How very fitting! Her wrist is the most dressed part of her body here. If you zoom in on her nails, they're also painted in the German colours. Ahh, that totally justifies the rest of her complete and utter nakedness.
So apart from giving us something to ogle at of a pissy Thursday morning, these pics shed light on the fact that we need to make our own mascots a little sexier. Germany has yer wan AND this big brown bear, meanwhile we have these three spongey superhero type things. They're too friendly. They're not sexy. They aren't in the least bit threatening and will not instill any fear whatsoever in the minds of our opponents. Fair enough I doubt you'll see Micaela strolling up and down the sidelines distracting the other team with her butt naked arse but don't be fooled; these pics aren't just for the craic, they're a well planned tactic. Those Germans...
Story by entertainment.ie | 10:41 | Thursday 7th June 2012 | Trending