Now here's a milkman who really ought to be getting some action on the side while he delivers his goods; a milkman in Australia has done his good deed for the day by putting out a fire using not water, or a fire hydrant, but the milk in the back of his van. We wonder whether he resembles more of an oversexed Pat Mustard milkman (Father Ted) or an Orlando Bloom milkman a la The Calcium Kid?
Well, regardless, he goes by the name of Shane Fuller. Reported by Sky News, Fuller found a planter box in flames and poured his dairy goodness all over it. That sounds a lot raunchier than we mean it to sound.
He said: "The flames were about half a metre high - some of the mulch and palms were starting to burn... I jumped in and made sure it couldn't get any worse."
He then explained that because he had used the milk on said fire, a cafe was now going to be short on the milk they need for making coffees etc. How observant. He's a clever one too, ysee. Here's hoping Fuller gets some tonight.
