It's so early in the day I had to pause this and go back a few times. Mindboggling, yes, but still very good (if you're a fan of useless information that you can pull out on an awkward occasion). Yes, we're featuring ASAP Science videos considerably often, but it's only because they're chock full of just the right amount of information in just the right amount of time you have to spare in a day. Even if it was a bit early in the morning for the sperm and octopus facts. Maybe hold off until you've eaten your breakfast.

And congratulations, you know have an excuse for drinking all that beer. You were simply maintaining life.