We've already established that your New Year's was probably not as good as the people of Dubai's (and they probably woke up with way less of a hangover), but even if you sat in and did nothing, it was probably better than this poor woman's night. The 73-year-old French woman felt a bit ill while shopping in her local Intermarché, and went to the bathroom for a rest, as one presumably does, but by the time she came out of the bathroom the entire place had been closed up and she found herself trapped in the store for the entire night.

Setting off multiple alarms numerous times to no avail, the woman finally settled into the staff room for the night, and squandered the opportunity to live out many peoples childhood dreams of running amok in a store eating to your hearts content. When she was found yesterday as bosses opened up shop, she was said to be fine but exhausted.