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 | Doubt (Film)worth seeing - stonecoldstarts off with father flynn giving a cermon about doubt and how doubt can be a very powerful thing as well as a weakness. it is at this mass that we first see streep being the strict Sister Beauvier. She terrifies 3 kids messing at the back of the church. they stop messing straight away. She is feared and hated by all in the school unlike father flynn who more ... |
 | Gran Torino (Film)masterpiece - stonecoldif this is his last ever film then what a way to bow out. brill film. would recommend to anyone. Clint plays racist Walt Kowalski, a gruff Korean War veteran who, as irony would have it, lives in an Asian neighbourhood with only his prized possession for company - a mint condition 1972 Gran Torino and his only friend is his dog. Here he plays the role of more ... |
 | Push (Film)heroes on the big screen - stonecoldif you like heroes you will enjoy this but heroes is way better in comparison. starts off with flash back to Nicks childhood(Evan where he see him in a room with his father telling him that he is special and that when he grows up he is going to meet a flower and he has to help this girl to change everything and not to make any decisions that can be tracked. more ... |
 | The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Film)disappointing - stonecoldthis one plots the life story of a man called benjamin who was born with a birth defect that meant he was born old and as he grows up he gets younger instead of older. starts off at the end of world war 1 with benjamins father running to the aid of his wife who has just givin birth but because of complications of the with the birth is going to die. his more ... |
 | The Wrestler (Film)A Wrestling God haha - stonecoldthis one is basically about the life of a wrestler. The ups and downs. always being on the road, addicted to painkillers and whats left when its all over. The Wrestler also gives us an insight into how the wrestling business actually works for people who dont already know. Also has a quest appearance from R-Truth as he is known now from the WWE or Ron Ron more ... |
 | Slumdog Millionaire (Film)amazing more than deserving of all its awards - stonecoldwent to see this to see what all the fuss was about and it lived up to all the hype .the story is based on the idea of rags to riches and follows the life of a slumdog called Jamal (Patel) and his unbelievable success on the Indian Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?it starts with Jamal being beaten and electricuted until he passes out at the hands of a brutal more ... |
 | Seven Pounds (Film)lose 1 life to save 7 lives - stonecoldenjoyed this even doh it kinda glorifies suicide in what he does. the story is based on guy called Ben(smith) he comes across as being a goodie to shoes always trying to help those in need. he had it all a beautiful wife and unreal house by the beach until when night when he was driving home he picked up his phone to send one last txt before he put his more ... |
 | Role Models (Film)hilarious. must see - stonecoldthis is absolutley hilarious . a must see. based about 2 overgrown kids at heart Danny(paul rudd, is an employee of an energy drink company called minotaur. His best friend Wheeler (Scott) also working for the same company as there mascott enjoys his job as a 'promotional Minotaur ' (as he can "do it hungover") and doesn't understand why Danny more ... |
 | Four Christmases (Film)some xmas laughter - stonecoldthis one is based on a couple who both hate going to the families at christmas time basically because both there families are divorced so they have to truck all there belongings and presents with them to all four houses and listen to embarrasing stories of there childhood. Brad(Vaughan) and kate (Witherspoon) both are afraid to make things official so while more ... |
 | Twilight (Film)vampires vampires what ya gonna do when they come for you. vampires vampires - stonecoldwent to see this as it was suppose to be best film of the year. loads of advertising for it. and what do we get . a love story about vampires and a human. not only that but vampires that there skin clistens like diamonds when they walk into the sunlight. never mind that there walkin around in daylight anyway. kill the girl already haha. story based around a more ... |
 | Burn After Reading (Film)weird - stonecoldthis one is good but slighty weird. taught this was suppose to be a comedy and the trailors showed all the best bits and funniest bits.. there isn,t as much comedy in it as expected. the first piece of laughter doesnt come for about a half an hour in. It centers around a CIA analyst John Malkovich whos wife is cheating on him with George Clooney who is a more ... |
 | Midnight Meat Train (Film)Gore Gore and more Gore - stonecolddid bnot think this would be that good but was quielty impressed. way better than saw 5. if your looking for a proper horror then this is the one to see. we even have a guest appearance here from former UFC light heavyweight champion Quintan Rampage Jackson. Based on the short story by Clive Barker, a New York photographer hunts down a serial killer. here more ... |
 | Quantum of Solace (Film)not great - stonecoldwas disappointed with this especially after how good Casino Royale was. it was too short and it has nearly the exact same jumping sequence as in the first just at a different location where they are jumping over rooftops in Italy. please tell me they havent run out of ideas already. however in saying that its not all bad . it does have alot more action more ... |
 | Mirrors (Film)shock shock horror horror - stonecoldenjoyed this mainly because im a jack bauer fan. haha. actually has a few good jumps . story line is interesting and the music is spooky as all good horrors have. for kiefers latest movie he plays the role of a former cop suspended from the force tyring his best to get back on track and get re instated so he can look after his family properly and quit more ... |
 | Taken (Film)class film - stonecoldhow this has only 2 stars is is crazy . it is actually unreal. you have to see this in the cinema. special effects are class. shootouts are unreal. fight scenes are class. this movie has everything you could want. starts off giving us a little background to the story line. neeson plays an ex government agent playing the role of what he calls a protector. he more ... |
 | Righteous Kill (Film)very good worth seeing - stonecoldenjoyed this one although not as good as HEAT then again they only had an hour and 40 mins here against nearly 3 hours in HEAT. must admit did not see the twist coming in this even doh i prob shud have really enjoyed it doh. its about 2 cops on the verge of retirement. both hoping for one more big case. de niro plays the easily wound up but respected cop more ... |
 | Tropic Thunder (Film)brill must see - stonecoldwat a film .when it started off didnt no wat was happening . starts off with a few trailors of all the stars previous fake movies. Ben Stiller plays pampered action superstar Tugg Speedman, who is cast in the biggest, most expensive war movie ever produced. Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), an intense, three-time Oscar®-winning actor; Jeff Portnoy (Jack more ... |
 | Babylon A.D. (Film)disappointing - stonecoldbabylon A.D starts of very good. with vin diesel in outer mongolia doing his thing with some cool music to start off beats a guy up for selling him a faulty gun before returning home to his flat to have dinner. jus as he sits down to eat. his door is blown open wit a load of guns pointing at his head . his former employer gorsky sent his goons to capture more ... |
 | The Strangers (Film)scary- will make you jump - stonecoldalways love a good horror. and this to my surprise was actually quite good. if your looking for a good scare then this will make you jump. starts off with a young couple who after being at a friends wedding scott proposes to liv only for her to turn him down saying she is not ready. scott had a whole romantic weekend in the countyside planned for this but more ... |
 | Step Brothers (Film)brill a must see - stonecoldthis film is hilarious could not stop laughing. a must see for any will farrell fan. its about 2 middle aged guys living at home with their parent. farrell with his mam and reilly with his dad. both because of things that happened in there childhoods stopped them maturing and growing up. they are both immature kids and live every adults dream of being a kid more ... |
 | Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Video)unbelievable funny - stonecoldhilarious comedy about a guy peter who is dumped by his famous actor girlfriend sarah , the walls come crumbling down around him. he is stuck in a job that he hates and to try and get over his ex. he heads off to hawaii to get away from everything that reminds him off her. but upon arriving there he finds out that his ex is staying at the very same resort more ... |
 | The X-Files: I Want To Believe (Film)the truth is out there - stonecoldloved this version of the x files. was delighted just to hear the theme music. haha its meant as a standalone film not related to the usual xfiles series plots so was never going to be about aliens . this is about re awaken mulders quest for the truth and scully as usual being the scientific nerd . billy connolly plays a paedophile priest who is being sent more ... |
 | You Don't Mess With The Zohan (Film)hilarious - stonecolddont no why this is getting poor reviews. it was hilarious . non stop gags. you either get them or you dont. zohan is a israeli solder who is fed up with all hate and fighting and wants to become a top hair dresser in new york so plots his own fake death while on a mission to bring in his nemesis the phantom. so off to new york he goes in search of a more ... |
 | Wanted (Film)unreal - stonecoldreally enjoyed this film . cool story lines unreal twists . taught it was excellent . wanted is a about a fraternity of assassins a lethal group dedicated to wiping out bad guys all over the world. it centers around a young man McAvoy whos girlfriend is cheating on him with his best friend and he is stuck in a dead end job until he meets jolie in a more ... |
 | I Am Legend (Video)MUST see - stonecoldA brilliant film. any film that makes you glued to the screen that you get so involved in and that can nearly make you cry has to be great. i am legend is about a guy and his dog who stay behind to try nd figure out a cure for a virus that was wiping out mankind turning them into flesh eating zombies. smith is cut off from the rest of the world thinking he more ... |
 | Juno (Video)worth seeing - stonecoldA really enjoyable film. juno is a comedy about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and the story she goes through trying to figure out whether or not to keep the baby or get rid of it. she decides to go through with the pregnancy and give the baby to a young couple not capable of having there own kid. more ... |
 | The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (Video)5 stars - stonecolda brilliant film, really enjoyed this . Jean-Dominique Bauby suffers a stroke while driving his car in the countryside with his son. He goes into a coma and wakes up 3 weeks later only being able to move his left eye. Diagnosed with a rare disease called 'locked in' syndrome. which basically meant being trapped paralysed in his body and with little hope of more ... |
 | Untraceable (Video)shock shock horror horror - stonecoldbetter than i taught it would be. Untraceable is about a FBI 'cyber controller' Jenny Marsh (Lane), who is investigating a website where victims are tortured and killed. what makes it interesting is that the more people that log on to this website the faster and more brutal the death becomes. Each death gets more sadistic than the next. as with most horrors more ... |
 | In Bruges (Video)unbelievable - stonecoldthe funniest film i have ever seen. its so over the top its ridiculously funny. if ya need cheering up or jus wanna piss yourself laughing then this is a must see. how they got away with some of the jokes is unreal. loved it more ... |
 | The Dark Knight (Film)excellent - stonecolda must see. brill film . Heath Ledger as the joker was unreal. loved every min of it. custumes special effects where excellent. the dark night has it all. a must see. more ... |
 | Gone Baby Gone (Film)unmissable - stonecoldbrilliantly done. lots of twists and turns. resemblance of maddie is scary. a must see. you wont be disappointed more ... |
 | Hancock (Film)brilliant - stonecoldwhat can i say . will smith . some man for one man. haha. loved this film . well worth seeing. shades of the fresh prince in his character for this one. only bad thing i could say is it wasn't long enough. more ... |
 | Sex and the City: The Movie (Film)Very good - stonecoldwas dragged along to this by the girlfriend and have to admit i enjoyed it. sex and the city fans will not be disappointed . you will love it. more ... |
 | Stardust (Film)really enjoyable - stonecoldto my surprise really enjoyed the film. kind of a magical adventure love story. De Niro playing the hardman captain infront of his crew but when he is away from his crew his a hilarious gay shakespare character. worth seeing just to see him pull this off. it starts off in the small English village of Wall, were Tristan declares his love for more ... |
 | Shrooms (Film)the usual stuff - stonecoldHaving been promised the 'trip' of a lifetime by their Irish friend and mushroom expert Jake, a group of American teenagers arrives in Ireland, keen for adventure. Despite Jake's warnings about the 'shrooms they shouldn't eat, things start to go horribly wrong for the tourists and the teenagers suffer horrific visions. The panicked friends are attacked by more ... |
 | 30 Days Of Night (Film)horror worth seeing - stonecoldblood thirty vampires take over the northern most town in the us for 30 hole days of darkness and non stop feeding fun as there isnt a spec of daylight for 30 days. It even throws in a bit of a love story Sheriff Eban Oleson (Hartnett) and his wife. the death scenes rival saw for brutality. if you like blood and guts you will love this. more ... |
 | Saw IV (Film)gruesome - stonecoldvery graphic. has a good story line and the twist at the end is unexpected. some of the torture scenes are pretty gruesome. not for the weak of heart. if your squeamish this is not for you. i thought saw 4 was very good and was an improvement on saw 3. more ... |
 | The Invasion (Film)A Good film worth seeing - stonecoldThis begins with a space shuttle crashing to earth and brings with a spore virus which when you are infected with it, it waits for you to go to sleep and then it takes over you body. The only way for you to avoid being infected is to never go to sleep Psychologist Carol Bennell's (Kidman) patient comes to her with concerns about her partner, she says more ... |
 | Knocked Up (Film)hilarious - stonecoldthe funniest film i have seen in ages. i couldnt stop laughing. if you are squeamish about pregnancy then this is not for you as it is very graphic. however it contains non stop laughter. you are not left wondering when the next funny seen will happen. as the tiltle suggests knocked up happens as a result of a one night stand. ben is a pot head stoner. more ... |
 | Disturbia (Film)comedy, thriller, horror mixed into one - stonecoldthis film starts off with the father and son fishing trip which leads to disaster in that like a seen out of death proof where there car is repeatedly rammed off the road by a crazed driver. This hit and run incident leaves the father dead and sends the teenager Kale brecht spiraling out of control and culminating in him knocking out is teacher in class. more ... |
 | Mr. Brooks (Film)Mr Brooks - serial killer thriller - Stonecoldreally enoyed this film. if you like criminal minds or csi you will really enjoy the film. although the ending is predictable you still enjoy it when it happens. Earl is a split personality serial killer who stops killing for 2 years. As with all serial killers something sets him off to start killing again. he wins the man of the year award and this sets more ... |
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