That David Hasselhoff has been released from hospital (the ole Cedars-Sinai Medical Center) following an "alcohol-induced seizure"... That you'll never guess who found him: yep, his 16-year-old daughter, Hayley... A neighbour said: "I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing. He told me his eyes were rolling back in his head, he was drooling and that hed had a seizure. This isn't the first time this has happened to him"... However, the Hoff's spokesperson said: "At no time was Mr. Hasselhoff held at the hospital on a psychiatric 51/50 hold and at no time did he have a seizure"... That Hayley and her sister, Taylor, have truly been blessed in the parent department: their mum, Pamela Bach, was arrested over the weekend for DUI... It is Pamela's second DUI, which means she could face a prison term... That the Florida Highway Patrol, after being refused an interview with Tiger Woods three times, are to issue a warrant. That, according to TMZ: "The Florida Highway Patrol is now focusing on obtaining a search warrant - allowing them to seize medical records from the hospital that treated Tiger Woods - in an attempt to determine if the wounds Woods sustained are consistent with a car accident or domestic violence... That the woman suspected of having an affair with Woods, Rachel Uchitel, has set up a meeting with a powerful lawyer type in LA called Gloria Allred... That Heather Graham is a witch: "It's just for fun. We never jinx someone with evil spells. We meet in order to release positive energy. When one of us wishes to meet a great guy, we try to have an influence on that. We sent Barack Obama positive energies, so that he would become the next president. I always liked magic. Now when I see Obama's picture in the paper, I feel good"... That Peaches Geldof said: "I have a recurring dream where I'm running up some stairs and I don't know what's at the top of them, it's just a black hole. When I get to the top there's a piece of bread on a pedestal. Either I need to start eating less or more bread, or the bread needs something"... Peaches Geldof; even boring in her dreams...
