That one Britney Spears's bodyguard has quit cause of her freaky bits... That Russell Brand has divulged that Katy Perry blows... That, while in Ibiza, Pete Doherty doused the walls of his hotel room in his own essence... That, of her SCRAM bracelet going off at an MTV Movie Award after party, Lindsay Lohan Tweeted: "My scram wasn't set off. It's physically impossible considering I've done nothing for it to go off. All of these false reports are absolutely wrong. I've been more than in compliance and feeling great"... That, when her SCRAM bracelet went off, a bench warrant for her arrest was issued - and then cancelled... That Gary Coleman's widow has taken to being carted around in a wheelchair, but she still has enough strength to partake in paid interviews... That the ex mistresses of Jesse James, Tiger Woods and David Boreanez have teamed up to do a nationwide tour: "Like a strippers' Legion of Doom - Joslyn James, Holly Sampson, Melissa Smith and a cast that only seems like thousands are appearing together at the 'eXXXtacy 2010' convention in Chicago next month. But TMZ has learned they're planning to blow into several other cities"... That Dannii Minogue said of Geri Halliwell taking here X Factor judging post: "Go Geri! Give em some 'spice' at the 'X Factor' auditions in Glasgow today. Good luck to everyone who's auditioning"... That GaGa wants to pose for Playboy... That Paris wants to date Pattinson... That  Jennifer Lopez  subjected party guests to her new single six times in a row... That you can see what other celebrities (like Sir Cliff Richard *jazz hands*) have been up to in Caught Out...

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