That Cheryl and Ashley's marraige, Madonna and Jesus's marraige; Mark Owen and Emma Ferguson's marraige; John Terry's father; Ricky Hatton; Michael Lohan; Tina O'Brien; Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham all feature in today's Rumours....................... That Britney Spears is leaving Australian audiences outraged by miming, with many leaving her concert in Perth after a couple of songs... One audience member said: "It was so impersonal. She did not interact with her audience. There were no big TV screens projecting the action, so if you didn't know Britney, you might have even doubted it was her"... That the Minister for Fair Trading in New South Wales said: "It is Britney's 'prerogative' to lip-sync, and it is my job to make sure consumers know what they are paying for up front"... That it's not like Australians to speak their minds... That, upon hearing the news, (who else but) John Mayer tweeted: "If you're shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you"... That K-Fed has impregnated yet another woman (his third, that we know of, to date)... That his current girlfriend, Victoria Prince, "has been accompanying Kevin as he follows ex-wife Britney Spears all over the globe on her recent tour. Apparently, the couple had a pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, but this time things are serious! A source says, 'The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn't seem happy to hear the news'"... That Paris Hilton is upset that she's appearing on billboards in New Zealand with the word VACANT emblazoned underneath... We're not sure what it was advertising: room availabily in nearby Hilton Hotels?...That John Terry's father has been caught dealing coke in his local boozer... This comes seven months after his mother was caught for shoplifting items to the tune of £800... That, of Ricky Hatton's dancing at the launch for Liam Gallagher's new clothing range, a fellow guest said: "Ricky owned the dance floor all night. He was the star of the show. Sometimes he just stood there on his own. It was funny but a bit tragic. He was off his face"... That Michael Lohan initially tried to sell his phone recordings of Lindsay crying for $100k but "He eventually gave the recordings to Radar Online for free who agreed to pay him for an interview from the generated publicity"... That Tina O'Brien (used to play Sarah Louise on Corrie) has dumped the father of her child, Ryan Thomas (still plays Jason Grimshaw on Corrie) after three years together... Tina broke it off when she learned Ryan had been "questioned by police in relation to an early morning road crash in Manchester"... That, of Cheryl's marriage to Ashley, a random source said: "The truth is, the marriage is over, even if neither of them wants to confront it. They still have the occasional moment of fun but they both know, particularly Cheryl, that this isn't going to be forever"... That, of Madonna marrying Jesus, a random source said: "Madonna really does love and need Jesus - and she does not hold all the power in their relationship. He grew up with strong Christian beliefs. He wants to marry and be taken seriously. She doesn't want to lose Jesus and so the visit to his parents is her way of saying she will make this relationship permanent. He wants proof of commitment and he wants her to make an honest man of him"... And a decent pay out when the marriage inevitably fails... That Mark Owen got booed when he failed to "pose for photographs" outside the church after his wedding to Emma Ferguson yesterday... One "fan" said: "I waited hours. They should have acknowledged their fans"... That, given they chose a remote Scottish church for their private nuptials, the invite probably didn't extend to fans who turn up of their own accord and then get snotty when they're reminded they're not high up the list of importance on essentially a stranger's wedding day... That James Gandolfini rattled an amateur pap for following him around while he was on a shopping expedition with his step-mother... According to The New York Post: "The Sopranos star got into a spat with an amateur paparazzo while shopping with his step-mom on Jane Street. In video of the incident posted by the fotog on Guest of a Guest, a mad Gandolfini sneers, 'You understand me? I'm gonna break your f***ing face,' before smacking the camera to the ground. The lensman tells us, 'I'm not used to this type of abuse. I was not shooting James for any job, but just because I am a fan of his. The attack was totally uncalled for.' A friend of Gandolfini says, 'The kid had been following him for an hour. He was a stalker'"... That Victoria Beckham is opening a modelling agency... That'll help with the weight issues... That there are more celebrity tit-bits in Caught Out...
 

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