It's all upheaval in Katie Price's life at the moment. First she pulls out of I'm A Celebrtiy...Get Me Out of Here because a vengeful public decided that she was to be subjected a series humiliations on television. To be fair to the lass, everyone has their limit when it comes to crocodile anus. There really only is so much you can eat, even if it was a free meal.
MMA fighter and boyfriend Alex "The Reidernator" Reid had reportedly flown to Australia to propose to Price, armed with a £20,000 diamond ring that he bought in Dubai during a flight stop-over. But what does our Katie do?
The options are:
A - Get engaged and generate a media frenzy
B - Ask for some time to think about it and generate a media frenzy
C - Dump him and generate a media frenzy.
If you guessed C, you're right!
"I want to be on my own. I do not want a relationship", said Katie upon breaking the news. This is the same person who only a few days before said "I'm not looking for love in the jungle. Besides, I already have a wonderful boyfriend back home".
According to The Sun, Jordan rang her mother from a plane after walking off the set of the show and she advised Katie to dump Reid. Price then, and we're not making this up, hung up the phone and sang a delightful rendition of Queen's 'Another One Bites The Dust', to the delight of her fellow passengers who, statistically, have a one in twenty-five chance of having a relationship with her at some point in their lives.
Katie then made a statement to ITV, saying "Never underestimate the Pricey, there goes another one - it's as easy as that for me. It's a shame because he was horny as hell, and he's great in bed".
Meanwhile, rumours are rife that Alex might take her place on I'm A Celebrity... seeing as he's in the neighbourhood now and has a £20,000 debt to pay off, it might not be the worst idea.
-John Balfe
