Finally, Katy Perry has all but admitted that her entire existence in the public eye is based on her breasts. Not talent, kiddies, BREASTS. Yep, the entire world rotates around large, wibbling, globules of passion. Who knew. Apart from all the husks who've made a career out of exposing themselves, that is.
According to The Sun, tonight's MTV Europe Music Awards (which, as usual, will be infested with American acts. One could state the obvious and say it's not so much about rewarding European acts, as it is about marketing American acts to the rest of Europe) - the show's host for the second year running, that being Perry, will have to battle Beyonce and Shakira for attention. Both of which only seem to wear near-gussetless leotards these days. Because female performers now also have to double up as lap dancers.
Speaking of her duties tonight, Perry (no doubt) purred: "I'm going to highlight what God gave me - what my momma made - with lots of booby things. There will be a lot of costumes but fewer clothes. I am using lace, feathers and garters. Some of the outfits will be almost just 'nip slips' but not quite fully exposed... Last year it was fruity and kitsch and fun (her outfits included an American Footballer, an apple and a banana). But this year the fruit has gone sour. Now it's dark and sexy and a bit naughtier (makes mental note to bin rotten fruit currently festering in fridge). We are using lots of crystals, bowler hats, bow ties and booby things."
Near nipple slips, you say? And did I hear her mention booby things? Wow, the only thing she's missing is a gag. And maybe a vat full of jelly.
In short, you can ogle body part from several females, if you're so inclined, tonight on MTV1 from 9pm.
The Suffragettes would be so proud.
To see Katy Perry's trademarks, and Pete Wentz mentally sing a well known Skee-Lo song, make your way to this wee gallery.
