Osbourne said the following on a US radio show of Susan Boyle : "I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped a**e. God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy a**ehole... God gave her the talent. Yes he did. And he hit her with a f**king ugly stick."

Maybe one day, Sharon, Susan can afford a fraction of the elective procedures you've had done. Assuming she wants to look like every other ageing blowfish in showbiz, that is.