"Anti-depressants are fabulous things... but they'll play havoc with your meat and two veg. I've been taking them for years and what I've found is, I can do everything except the aftershow fireworks. So I end up pumping away on top of Sharon like a road drill all night... I tried Viagra once, but by the time it kicked in, the missus was fast asleep. So it was just me and this tent pole in front of me, with nothing to do but watch the History Channel."
Far. Too. Much. Imagery.
