That Mel Gibson can't get enough of drawing attention to himself... That or God's angry with him: "Mel Gibson acclimated back into L.A. life by getting into a car accident yesterday... this according to law enforcement sources. Sources tell TMZ it happened at 8:35 PM in Malibu. Gibson, we're told, lost control of his car and ended up striking the rocky hillside on Malibu Canyon Road. Gibson was driving a 2008 Maserati, which had to be towed from the scene... According to the CHP report, obtained by TMZ, 'For unknown reasons, Mr. Gibson steered his car to the right and struck the rock hillside. He stopped his car at the scene and was contacted by officers from the West Valley CHP Area'"... That Michael Douglas is being treated for throat cancer: "A representative for the Wall Street star reveals the 65 year old will receive eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy sessions but he is expected to make a full recovery. In a statement to People.com, Douglas says, 'I am very optimistic'"... That Rooney Mara has been cast opposite Daniel Craig in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo... That Stephen Fry has taken to reading porn aloud in public, in a quest to impress his 26-year-old boyfriend's mates. The Sun reports: "He was booming out all this saucy stuff. At first it was just to a couple of Steve's mates but by the end there was a crowd of about 20 people.' My man at The Queen's Arms in Kensington, west London, said the couple looked extremely comfortable together despite Fry being twice the age of 26-year-old Webb and about a foot taller"... That Sienna and Jude are purchasing a north London townhouse together worth £3.5m... That Abbey Clancy pulled out of her This Morning live TV slot after she clocked the photos of Crouch clinging to a load of ladies in a French boozer: "Crouch and his fiancee, who have a mansion in Weybridge, Surrey, are said to have held crisis talks about their future. A 'This Morning' spokeswoman confirmed Clancy had pulled out of today’s fashion slot and added: 'We are keeping in touch with her each week.' Tottenham striker Crouch is in Switzerland for a Champions League qualifier tonight"... Nice to see he's not been put off his game... That Ashley Cole is now pursuing Frankie Sandford... That, of her guest list for her wedding next year, new mum Danielle Lloyd said: "Obviously Katie [Price] will come with Alex [Reid], Michelle [Heaton] and Hugh [Hanley] and Jermaine Jackson"... Jermaine Jackson? What, no Jo O'Meara?... That, of Heidi Montag's litany of procedures, her plastic surgeon said: "She came to me with a game plan to look like the classic blonde bombshell. She's very smart and identified a niche in the industry (niche?). She said there were no sexy, curvaceous, twentysomething bombshells in Hollywood right now (um, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Simpson...) and wanted to achieve the looks of Marilyn Monroe and Pamela Anderson. I think we've achieved that. I think she looks absolutely spectacular. Her facial proportions are beautiful. I thought she went a little large on the implants, but that's the look she wanted. I think people with their own show know how there's a ratings spike if the star has surgery... There's nothing left to do on her. I think she looks amazing. What more could she possibly want?" Happiness... That, of spending time with her brood, Angelina Jolie said: "I usually see them for breakfast or dinner, and often at lunch"... That "new blood" Daithi has been getting on down with this year's Roses... Yip, the school holliers are over already, kids...
