Have you ever wondered how a simpHilton spends 'the holidays?!' Well, consider today lucky, as Paris as come across with her movements on Christmas day. So it back, relax and let the images of Kathy sticking her hand down Paris's stocking and Richard going mental stuffing the bird wash over you in a warm festive wave:

"We usually open our presents first thing in the morning. I’m like a kid at this time of year and I just can’t wait. I literally believed in Santa Claus until I was around 16! (?!??!!) My mom still puts a stocking out for me so I can still pretend... I just love Christmas. It’s a great excuse to go all out. I always spend the day with my family. This year we’re doing it at home, which is really exciting. My mom will cook an amazing meal and we'll eat lots and just spend time together. Later on in the day I'll invite some of my friends, whose parents have passed away or who don't have family in town, to come over. I hate to think of anyone being on their own on Christmas Day."

Naaawww, that's nice. However, speaking as someone whose parents have passed away, the last thing I'd need around this time of year is Paris Hilton rubbing both of hers in my face...