Last night, a herd of attractive celebrities/models/David Walliams and James Corden, strutted their limbs down a catwalk in aid of Fashion For Relief - Haiti at London Fashion Week.

There were the likes of Kate Moss, Nicola Roberts, Jacquetta Wheeler, Alice Dellal, Naomi Campbell, Pixie Geldof, and Emilia Fox lookingeffortlessly 'edgy' (yep, even Alice), while Roisin Murphy, Jo Wood, and (unsurprisingly) The Saturday's fell left of the mark. Kimberly Walsh, Amanda Holden and, obviously, Denise Van Outen went for more of a womanly look, with Tamsin Eggerton getting the balance between Stepford prim pearls and nippleage bang on. Erin O'Conner, as always, looked serenely elegant, but even she couldn't pull off a rogue pair of Simon Cowell's formal chinos. Oh, and Geri Halliwell was there, in typically demure understated form. Poor lamb had something stuck in her teeth so she probably wanted to scuttle up and down the catwalk unnoticed. What she really wanted to wear was just the WHAM! inspired t-shirt she wore for the rehearsal, but the director said her bellybutton was too large for the catwalk (when someone's bellybutton is that size one can only presume she's shrank to the size of a newborn).

As for the males, David 'PITY ABOUT THE JEANS' Gandy and Freddie Flintoff looked rugged, Cesc Fabregas exuded mortification, whiel Ronnie Corbett endured Alexandra Burke for a worthy cause. They even exhumed Archie Mitchell for the occaision, although he had a spot of bother trying to regain control of his recently lifeless limbs. Then, of course, there were James 'Here's what my face might look like if I were of average weight' Corden and David Walliams, the shrinking violets of the ensemble. Thankfully someone forced them to end their catwalk prance by violating each other's faces with slathering tongues, until David lost the run of himself and attempted to consume Corden whole. No doubt the Haitians really appreciate that.

Also featured: Jamelia, Eva Herzigova, Shirley Bassey, and Naomi Campbell's bestest mate.